Title: Anti-fans (7/?)
Pairings: Kangin/Leeteuk, Eunhyuk/Donghae, Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Heechul/Siwon
Warnings: Language
Disclaimer: I own Kyuhyun because I can beat him on Starcraft
Summary: Leeteuk, Eunhyuk, Sungmin, and Siwon, otherwise known as a boy-band called LESS, has been getting threatened and attacked by a group of anti-fans. When they finally track them (Kangin, Donghae, Heechul, and Kyuhyun) down, they get ordered to spend three months with LESS in place of going to jail and paying a fine.. What can happen between the two groups that share mutual hate for each other in the span of three months?
Leeteuk looked at the LESS poster in his room and sighed. He smiled back at the smiling Siwon, and then felt a tear slide down his cheek at the thought of him hospitalized. Then he looked at the calendar- only two more months to go with the antis. “You feeling okay, man?” Kangin walked into the room. “Wait… are you crying?” Leeteuk wiped his tears with his sleeve. “No.” “Yes you are.” Kangin sat by him. He patted his back. “Leeteuk, please don’t cry.” Leeteuk sniffed. “That’s Leeteuk HYUNG to you.” Kangin smiled. “Hey, I know what will make you feel better!” he then abruptly left the room. Leeteuk stared at the door and fell backwards on his bed. Within two minutes, the door burst open again and Kangin wearing a cow costume walked in. “What the hell?!” Leeteuk stared open-mouthed at the cow-Kangin. Kangin carried in a boombox and pressed play. LESS’s new single, “Oopsie, Oopsie” was heard. Kangin danced to it, cow costume and all. Leeteuk watched amusingly. “Are you feeling better now?” Kangin asked. Leeteuk laughed. “Definitely. Thanks, Kangin,” he looked at him. Kangin smiled back. “Now, who needs a hug from Mr. Moomilk?!” he spread his arms. “Uhh, no thanks,” Leeteuk dodged him. Kangin chased after him. “But Mr. Moomilk wants a huggie-wuggie from Teukie!” he then grabbed Leeteuk from behind and gave him a big cow hug. Leeteuk sighed in defeat and hugged back. “There. Happy now?” Leeteuk laughed. “Yep. And don’t pretend like you didn’t enjoy it,” Kangin stuck out his tongue. “Ugh, it’s hot in this thing. I’m gonna go take this off.” He then headed towards the bathroom. “What was that?” Eunhyuk raised his eyebrow, after watching the whole thing right as he came in the door. “Leeteuk hyung, you’re blushing.” Leeteuk cupped his face. “No I’m not.” He then ran to the mirror to check. Sure enough, his face was red all over. “Do you like him?” Eunhyuk asked nonchalantly while getting his wallet. “What??? ME, like HIM?!” Eunhyuk gave Leeteuk a look. “Hyung. It’s so obvious.” “TRALALA~ I CAN’T HEAR YOU, EUNHYUK!” Leeteuk covered his ears and went back into his room and shut the door. He collapsed on his bed. Could it really be? That I’ve fallen for Kangin? I never imagined myself with a type of guy like him… he’s just so hardheaded… so foolish… so stupid… so… adorable… Leeteuk shook his head as if he were shaking the thoughts of Kangin out of his head. He screamed into his pillow for a long time and then turned the stereo on full blast. * * * Siwon sat up and sipped his drink. The nurse smiled at him. “You’re making a remarkable recovery, Mr. Choi. Most people wouldn’t sit up after a car accident until a week has passed. Are you feeling quite better?” Siwon nodded and smiled. “Thank you, I am. I think I can walk around if I wanted to, too.” The nurse shook her head. “Putting pressure on your legs might cause them to heal improperly. I have to check in on another patient now,” she said, and left the room. Siwon made sure she was gone, and then slowly lifted the blankets. He let his legs hang from the bed for a few seconds until he finally touched the ground. His legs quivered, and he grabbed ahold of the bed frame to not put too much pressure on his legs. He started to walk around his bed. “What are you doing?” a voice came from the doorway. Siwon turned around and smiled. “Hey, hyung.” Heechul lifted Siwon back into the bed. “Didn’t you hear what the nurse just said? You can’t walk around yet. And damn, you’re heavy. Are you sure that’s not just fat?” he joked. Siwon sighed. “I’m not the type of person to lie around all day. I have to move around and exercise.” “Take a chill pill, horsey. The nurse told me that you’ll be able to move around in a week or so, so just wait until then,” he sat down on the chair next to the bed. “What am I supposed to do for a week lying in that bed, then?” Heechul smiled and held out a box. “I… I wanted to thank you for saving my life. So I got you something.” Siwon smiled. “I didn’t save your life. Not really. And you really didn’t have to get me anything.” “Well, take it before I change my mind. I’m not the kind of person who gifts people frequently,” he put the box in Siwon’s hands. Siwon smiled and tore off the wrapping paper. He held up a blue-leather covered bible. “Hyung…” his eyes got moist. “You got me the newly revised bible?” he hugged Heechul. “Thank you so much.” “But there’s more in there, you know.” Siwon set the bible down on his lap and looked in the box again. There was a chain necklace with a cross on it, a mirror, and lotion. “Wow… you rock, hyung. Thanks a bunch,” he smiled ear to ear. “If you turn that mirror over, you’ll see something even more beautiful,” he grinned. Siwon turned the mirror over and saw a picture of Heechul. He smiled and rolled his eyes. “And that necklace… was worth a lot…” Heechul patted his pocket. “I’m broke now.” Siwon smiled. “I can’t take these. It’s too much. Take them back, hyung.” Heechul turned his head. “No. I wanted to give them to you, even if it meant spending my last hundred. I’ll hate you if you lose any of those items or mistreat them.” Siwon beamed. “I love you, Heechul hyung.” Heechul felt that stomach pain again. He clutched his stomach. “Do… do you really mean that, Siwonnie?” Siwon looked at him carefully for a good 10 seconds, and smiled. “Yeah, of course, hyung. Do you love me?” He chuckled. “Pfft yah, why would I love you? I just like you a little bit, as a dongsaeng. I don’t love anyone, you should know that,” he rolled his eyes. I love you, Choi Siwon * * * Kyuhyun stabbed his fork into the pancake and finished the last of it. He sighed happily and sipped his juice. He looked at Sungmin from the corner of his eyes eating the chocolate muffin. He looked at Sungmin and smiled. Kyuhyun laughed. “What’s so funny?” Sungmin frowned. “You have chocolate on your lip. Here,” Kyuhyun raised the napkin to his lip and dabbed it. Sungmin turned red, and Kyuhyun laughed. “You blush so easily.” Sungmin brushed Kyuhyun’s hand off his face. “It’s just hot in here. Come on, let’s get out of here,” he grabbed Kyuhyun’s hand. “Where are we going now?” Sungmin smirked. “Shopping!” Kyuhyun’s eyes widened. * * * Eunhyuk sat on the park bench and threw stones in the pond. He bickered to himself. “I shouldn’t have done that… Donghae’s probably never gonna talk to me again… maybe I should buy a time machine so I never kissed him…” Just then, a man sat down next to him and looked at him. He grimaced. “Hi, can I help you?” Eunhyuk said politely. “Yeah, you got cash?” the man stared at Eunhyuk’s pocket. “No. You can check if you want to.” The man sighed. “Well that’s a shame. I could help you with your Donghae problem if you just gave me a little something-something for the trouble.” Eunhyuk scooted away a bit and stared at the man. “How do you know about Donghae?” “I can read people’s minds,” he said with a serious face. Eunhyuk’s eyes widened. “No way.” The man chuckled. “No, I’m just kidding. But I do know who he is. We used to be best friends back in school. We used to be more than best friends.” Eunhyuk nodded silently and kept listening. “So you can help me with Donghae?” “Sure. What’s your problem? “Well… Donghae likes me. I thought I liked him as a friend, but…” “But?” “I… I didn’t mean to kiss him…” The man got up. “You KISSED Donghae?” Eunhyuk stared at him. The man cleared his throat and sat back down. “Sorry, didn’t mean to do that. He was my best friend, that’s all.” “Well… that’s pretty much it. I don’t want us to be awkward around each other after that. What should I do?” The man stuck out his hand. Eunhyuk looked at it. “Pay up,” he said. “What??” “I’m not helping you for free. I’ve got to make a living, too.” Eunhyuk groaned. “Fine. But I don’t have any money right now. Wait here, I’ll bring some. How much?” “Fifty.” “Dollars?!” He sighed. “Okay, FINE, thirty. Geez, everyone’s a cheapskate.” Eunhyuk groaned again before heading back to the dorm. He stopped and turned around. “Oh yeah, what’s your name?” The man took out his hand. “Kibum.” Eunhyuk shook his hand and ran to the dorm. Within minutes, he was at the doorway. He opened the door and saw a dancing cow and a blushing Leeteuk. “What was that?” he said as he came in. “Leeteuk hyung, you’re blushing.” Leeteuk cupped his face. “No I’m not.” He then ran to the mirror. “Do you like him?” Eunhyuk asked nonchalantly while getting his wallet. “What??? ME, like HIM?!” Eunhyuk gave Leeteuk a look before leaving again. “Hyung. It’s so obvious.” Before stepping out of the door, he tiptoed back into his room to check on Donghae. He was fast asleep. Poor kid. He must have not gotten any sleep last night. Eunhyuk wanted to kiss his forehead and tuck him in so bad, but he resisted and headed out the door. He ran the whole way and sure enough, Kibum was still on the park bench waiting. “Ten… twenty… thirty. Happy?” Eunhyuk said as he handed him the money. Kibum nodded in satisfaction and put it in his pocket. “Now, let’s see… ah yes, Donghae. He’s very affectionate, right?” “Right.” “He’s also very gullible, right?” “Right!” “So all you have to do is tell him that you kissed him because that’s what the aliens told you to do,” Kibum smiled. He got up, patted Eunhyuk on the back, and started walking away. Eunhyuk stared at him open-mouthed. He then ran after him. “Wait! What the hell was that?!” he grabbed him. Kibum looked at him, shocked. “What was what?” “It can’t be THAT simple.” “Oh, trust me, it is. Oh and by the way,” Kibum looked directly into Eunhyuk’s eyes. “Don’t try to pull another move on Donghae.” Eunhyuk shuddered a bit. “Uh… okay… but what if your advice doesn’t work?” “That’s impossible. That always works.” Kibum then stopped, and a lightbulb went off in his head. “Then… maybe I should see for myself how Donghae’s changed.” “Huh?” “Take me to him. Invite me for dinner at your place; tell him I’m your friend. I’ll disguise myself so he won’t recognize me. I’ll observe him closely and tell you what to do.” Eunhyuk hesitated. “I… I don’t know about this… maybe I can do this alone…” Kibum shrugged. “All right then, if you want to remain awkward with him forever then be my guest,” he started to walk away. Five seconds later, Eunhyuk was following him again. “Wait! O… okay. But you stay only for dinner and you’re not allowed to mention anything about the kiss in front of them.” “Them?” “Yeah,” Eunhyuk nodded. “Leeteuk hyung and Sungmin hyung” Kibum’s eyes widened. “Wait… don’t tell me you’re LESS’s Eunhyuk??” “I… thought you knew.” Kibum shook his head. “No, you look WAY different in person. Anyway, it’s nice to meet you. I’ll be on my best behavior.” Eunhyuk smiled. “Thank you. Just come to this address at like… 5 o’clock. Yeah, that sounds good,” he wrote on a piece of paper and handed it to him. “Well, see you later tonight!” Kibum walked to his car and sat in the driver’s seat. He looked at Eunhyuk walking back home. After he was out of sight, he reached up to lower the mirror and pulled out a picture. It was a picture of himself and Donghae smiling with their arms around each other.
“Lee Donghae, I’m going to get you back.”





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Sorry, shorter chapter this time :I
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